Okay, there’s a story. Flashback almost a decade ago, I’m working at an unnamed telemarketing centre as a “technical support assistant” for an unnamed computer company’s laptop division. Y’know when you call customer support and nine times out of ten the person you’re connected to is from a different country, and you can’t understand them,
– Yo, we got watermelon! You want some? – Yeah, of course. – Alright, here we go just gonna crack it open like this. Yo! – Oh, wait, what? – Check it out! – How did you do that? – How’d you make it orange? – Orange, wait, you want an orange? Alright, here we
– So we were searching for weed shops on Washington Boulevard. (soft music) – Well, we got my Google search history all loaded up and my father here is gonna take a look. – You’ve been workin’ on a lot of stuff for school so it should be a lot of stuff about that, right?