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>>John Hennessy: Good morning, everyone, and welcome to Alphabet’s 2019 annual shareholders meeting. I’m John Hennessy, Chairman of the Board of Directors of Alphabet, and I’ll be presiding over this meeting. Each of you should have registered as you arrived. If anyone is not registered for this meeting, please register with us before you leave.