If Google Was A Guy

If Google Was A Guy

Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a

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2019 Annual Meeting of Stockholders

2019 Annual Meeting of Stockholders

>>John Hennessy: Good morning, everyone, and welcome to Alphabet’s 2019 annual shareholders meeting. I’m John Hennessy, Chairman of the Board of Directors of Alphabet, and I’ll be presiding over this meeting. Each of you should have registered as you arrived. If anyone is not registered for this meeting, please register with us before you leave.

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