If Google Was A Guy

If Google Was A Guy

Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a

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The Chemistry of Addiction

The Chemistry of Addiction

Part of what makes our brains so deliciously amazing, is that they’ve evolved to reward us and encourage us when we do stuff that helps us survive and spread our genes all over the place. I’m talking about eating and sex having and running from danger. Stuff like that. For hundreds of thousands of years,

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